Woman in black

This is an actual silhouette photograph of me. This is what I look like. Can you imagine the problems I have walking? Let’s put it this way, I’m one cup size off a disability badge for the car.

Visit me daily for lots of posts about my breasts. Well, maybe one or two. Definitely one. In between red hot breast posts, there will be other stuff which is just as awesome. MORE awesome. Are you man/woman enough to take that much awesome sitting down?

I should also add that I am the current UK Columnist of the Year. I’ve won it twice before, too. I have glass trophies to prove it – don’t make me show you them.


8 Responses to “About”

  1. 1 brucehood
    January 18, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    very funny and so sorry to bump you off AI



  2. 2 trevmeister66
    January 25, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    Hmm lots of posts about breasts. That is awesome. I just don’t know if I’m man/women enough to take that much awesome sitting down. I might have to stand up when I visit your blog.


  3. 3 Ram Venkatararam
    January 25, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    Okay, so you may have numerous and complicated issues but this is still one of my favourite blogs. You Brits – all knickers and prat falls and carry on movies – I love it! It cracks me up! I’ve linked to your site…keep up the great work (and visit my brother will you!)

  4. February 3, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    I love you! Are you married? Lesbo? Does it matter? Let’s get hitched! Well, at the very least, I’ve added you to my blogroll, my way of making a commitment. Kisses, kisses…

  5. February 13, 2009 at 1:27 am

    Weird… the only thing I see in the silhouette photo is a chalice or two people getting ready to kiss. I do like breasts and other stuff that is awesome though, and I do own chairs, so I think I’m ready for whatever you’ve got.

  6. February 22, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    “You Brits – all knickers and prat falls and carry on movies”

    Yes Ram, here in the UK it’s a legal necessity for each and every citizen to watch at least one Carry On film a day otherwise our citizenship can be revoked. 😉

    Nice blog woman in black!

  7. 7 okathleen
    April 2, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    The problem with blogging is, it’s very difficult for men to talk to your breasts.

    Where do they look then?


  8. May 29, 2010 at 12:39 am

    I like your picture—and your gravity-defying breasticles…

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