This is an actual silhouette photograph of me. This is what I look like. Can you imagine the problems I have walking? Let’s put it this way, I’m one cup size off a disability badge for the car.
Visit me daily for lots of posts about my breasts. Well, maybe one or two. Definitely one. In between red hot breast posts, there will be other stuff which is just as awesome. MORE awesome. Are you man/woman enough to take that much awesome sitting down?
I should also add that I am the current UK Columnist of the Year. I’ve won it twice before, too. I have glass trophies to prove it – don’t make me show you them.