I am sure I am not alone in marvelling at the many and varied ways people chance upon the posts you have committed to the world wide web.
I say ‘marvelling’, I mean ‘despairing’. There are lots of perverts and voyeurs out there, my friends, and most of them are dropping in to see me in the hope of some hot vibrator/breasts/knickers/dwarves/vegetable action. I am glad not to let these valued viewers down.
Apologies should, however, be extended to all those who arrive in my corner of cyberspace hoping for recipes on the basis that I mentioned cooking, once, about six weeks ago. On this note, I must advise that under no circumstances should you try and use a carrot vibrator in your slow cooker recipes. They are surprisingly tough, even after marination.
For your delectation, these are a selection of the people you are sharing these pages with. Possibly right now. And you’re the only one with both hands on the keyboard.
1) Black women without knickers
2) Women with black knickers
3) Dwarves with big breasts
4) Flooded black knickers dwarves
5) Vegetable vibrator sexy
6) Vibrator that talks back 2 u
7) How to find g spot women orgasm
8) Madonna nip slip hot picture
9) Map of g spot
10) Carrot sex video
I do wish Mum would stop hassling about the carrot sex video. A promise is a promise, and she should know I always follow through (wait until the harvest, Mama! Then the carrots will come, oh yes, they will come).
Do you have any disturbing search engine terms to share? I have no prize, other than my eternal and life-prolonging love.